One-Sentence Universes vol.2

• The Day Lemons And My Mother Were Somehow Connected
• Third Answer Paradise 
• How To Go On a Blind Date With Grandma’s Finest Belief-System
• Clown Caught Trying To Smuggle Pocket Rainbows
• Maltreated Hazel Wisdom
• If I Die, You Must Not Cough Again
• Would You Swear On The Brible...?
• A UFO Would Be Great, Thanks
• Caps Lock Made Me Do It
• Some Peppermint Premises By You, a Handful Of Chocolate Claims On My Side 
• Who Am I, And Why Am I In So Much Pain?
• In Batshit We Trust
• Further Diagnosis Officially Denied By The National Association Of Farting Chipmunks
• Snowflakes Failing At Math
• Spying Is Love , Murder Is Culmination
• Milkshake For a Handshake
• As I Contemplated The Ferocity Of Kiwi Juice Rant My Unwanted Body Hair Slowly Melted
• Floating On Cheeky Venom Magick
• Could You Please Email Me Your Decomposing Body Parts In a Zip File?
• Take My Funky Condolences, Sir
• Waking Marbles
• What Do You Mean Did I Flirt With The Tantra Penguin...?